Monday, October 11, 2010

If only I had two bottoms

Tonight the kids and I headed out to the gym to reinstate our membership.  We canceled back in June, since we primarily use the gym for swimming, and could swim for free for the summer in our subdivision pool. 

I was really excited to get back in the water since it's been over a month.  We headed out right after dinner, which by the time my paperwork was done would give me just enough time to drop the kids in childcare and get my swim in before I had to pick the kids up again. 

Finish paperwork:  check
Drop kids off:  check
Put my stuff in my locker:  check
Take my clothes off:  check
Pull out black swim bottoms:  check
Pull out red swim.....BOTTOMS:  what the - ??

That's right.  I packed two swim bottoms.  No top.  I thought about swimming in my hot-pink, padded push-up bra, but ultimately decided against it. 

So, five minutes after dropping the kids off, I walked in and picked them back up.


Anonymous said...

Not as bad as the guy who went out for a run in the neighborhood and had all his running gear on except his trunks. I heard "this guy" felt a little extra breeze "down under" and looked with shock to notice he was running out the cul-de-sac in his boxer shorts. That was a short workout too, "I'll bet".

Guess I better sign this one Anonymous

Shana said...

Oh Dad, I'm totally calling you out on this one! I remember I was at work, very pregnant, when you called and told me that story. I laughed so hard I cried. Then I hung up and told all my co-workers.

Micaela said...

I love the titles to your posts. You're hilarious!