Things I say way too often

We don't eat plates.

We don't come out of the bathroom until our pants are UP.

Your penis is not a toy.

Let me be the parent.

We don't eat the bubbles/dirt/bugs/toys.

You need to go find your self-control.

Did you flush AND wash?

Is that tooth still hanging there?



Okay, I feel like I should follow this up with things I can't say enough:

You CAN do it.

I believe in you.

I'm proud of you.

I forgive you.

I love you.