We don't eat plates.
We don't come out of the bathroom until our pants are UP.
Your penis is not a toy.
Let me be the parent.
We don't eat the bubbles/dirt/bugs/toys.
You need to go find your self-control.
Did you flush AND wash?
Is that tooth still hanging there?
Okay, I feel like I should follow this up with things I can't say enough:
You CAN do it.
I believe in you.
I'm proud of you.
I forgive you.
I love you.