Monday, September 28, 2009

Dead Air

I interrupt this programming break to bring you an update on Noah's day.

This morning alone Noah has:

- Styled his own hair, using HALF a jar of Dad's styling product.
- Emptied the bathroom garbage on himself. TWICE.
- Poured KY Jelly all over the bedroom carpet. (Quit acting like you don't have some.)
- Gleefully emptied out a bottle of salt onto the kitchen floor.
- And finally, as I was typing the above, I turned around to see Noah ripping apart his sister's beloved school project.

I think it's time to have a Come to Jesus with this boy.

9 comments:

Todd said...

That kid likes to put greasy stuff on carpets doesn't he.

Marie said...

Oh dear, I am terribly sorry, you must be exhausted! Hang in there!! Hopefully this will be one of those days you will look back on and laugh about...

Anonymous said...

You could turn that downstairs toy closet into a padded cell;)

Dad

milesahead said...

Teachers will applaud you for not stifling his "creativity"!

Anonymous said...

Love it! This is totally our house too!

Brianna Heldt said...

HA! I'm laughing out loud about your KY comment.

What a morning. We have our share of those days too!!!

Jen said...

Seriously fun! (or not? sounds fun to me!)

Jonnie * Dylan * Cece said...

and I'm sure he does it all with a quiet smile... bless you!

jmae said...

OMG thank you for the humor you infuse in your writing...I love it!

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