I think I've gained 5 pounds

Now, why would I have done that, you ask? Well, when you decide it's a good idea to eat THIS

for dinner, you're certainly not attempting to lose any pounds. Also, it turns out, if you only go for a run once while you're on vacation, and sit on a couch the rest of the time starting at a certain belly while you try to will it to pop, you won't burn as many calories as you're used to.

I'm not even going to tell you what we had planned for after the above dinner....just look.

I need help.