How did I get here?

Some how I have reached a point in my life where it has become a priority to get my hot little hands on some Monster Jam tickets.  I'm not sure that 10 years ago, I would have believed that I would be willing to sacrifice my own "entertainment" money so that my 3 and 4-year old sons could partake in the ultimate redneck event. 

But alas, here I am, trying to figure out how to get these tickets that will surely ROCK my boys' world.